Where Stephen Harper First Learned His Parliamentary Skills

Cookie jar and cookiesIn the spirit of the present Senate Scandal I am updating a blog that I wrote back in May, 2013. It is my imaging how Harper learned his skills of exaggeration, er, baffooning, er, well lets say it like it is, sneaking and lying.

This is meant as a spoof and a bit of fun (kinda).

Mom     “Stevie, did you see who ate all of the chocolate chip cookies?

Stephen   “No Mom, are they gone?”

Mom      “Yes, I wouldn’t be asking if they weren’t.  Did you eat them?”

Stephen   “No, I already told you that?

Mom      “Then who would have taken them?

Stephen     “It might have been Janey.”

Mom       “But Janey has been at camp all this week.”

Stephen    “Then John; yah, I think I remember seeing John with his hand in the cookie jar.”

Mom       “But John went to his ball game before Supper, it couldn’t have been him.”

Stephen   “Then Dad.”

Mom        “Your Dad took John to his game. I have given you every opportunity to confess.   I had hoped you would have told me the truth. If you didn’t eat the chocolate cookies why do you have chocolate on your mouth?”

Stephen   “Okay, okay, don’t blow your hat off your head. This is the absolute truth. I was on the floor playing with my tinker toys, and the cookie jar must have been on its side and the cookies kept rolling out of the jar and they kept hitting the floor, so I ate them. Gee Mom, and here I was doing you a favour by cleaning up the floor.”

Mom         ” Oooooooh Stephen Joseph Harper. I can’t win with you.   …Get that blue sweater vest off, it’s starting to smell.”

Really, this is the story of how little Stephen learned to lie, but that is not a nice word. So, I’ll say that this is where Stevie learned to exaggerate beyond the point that the reality of the incident no longer resembled the truth.

The game is deny, deny, deny, until everyone else is sick of arguing with you. A good offense is a good defense.

As we have seen Stephan is a man that is also very talented at juggling. With so many statements out there and the situation becoming very fluid, Harper has done well to keep so many ball in the air. But the harm to the PM will come by his own doing. As he attacks the various characters involved in the shenanigans, it appears that they are not going to lie down and simply die. While the public may not have any sympathy for our 3 Senate villains, we may find that as the Prime Minister continues to besmirch  the name of Nigel Wright, he might finally speak up, and then the desisive blow will be delivered to the Prime Minister, one that he will not be able to wiggle out of.


About pushinback

Back in 1993, I attended an anti-Nafta rally in Ottawa along with over 110,000 others. But despite the overwhelming opposition to NAFTA, the steamroller rolled on. It was there that I came to understand the one vital thing that I have been preaching ever since. There are so many issues, and so many fighting each issue, we are all spinning our wheels, and wasting our time, talents and energy, because each election, we give the politicians our power and so the deck is stacked against us. I said it that day and I say it with more fervency today. We all have one issue that we share, and we should all stop fighting for our own issues and losing anyways, and we should fight to achieve that one thing that we all share. We Canadians all have to fight to finally get a say between elections. We need to fight to make politicians accountable to us, the people. If there is no accountability, and the people have no say between elections, we have no Democracy. My Blog is written to teach the reader the essential knowledge of freedom and Democracy. Please read, and learn. I am one person, but I leave you my witness that one person is not powerless, only first you must first learn and then act. Let the democratic revolution begin. Kindest regards, Rob McQueen
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